The Winners Wine Jesus Van (North Myrtle Beach, SC)

We've seen it the past three years. We call it the Winners Wine Jesus Van. There are hearts, lightning bolts, and an American flag coming off the top of the van. At night, the lightning bolts are lit up like Christmas trees. There are decals of sexy angel and devil silhouettes, smiley faces, music notes, peace symbols, and pot leaves all over the van. There are a few Bible verses written on the van, but most of the talk is of Winners Wine.



Wondering what Winners Wine is? According to the truck: "It's good water made by God with love for You! God wants everyone to feel like winners, so please share God's love with everything."



You can also see the following printed on the van:

"Winners Wine and Jesus will get you higher than Hell, they will take you up to Heaven!"



"Winners Wine gets you feeling good by using the power of your positive imagination just like children do to have fun."



"God wants the world to build & drive electric cars. Electric cars are zero emissions & cost 2¢ a mile to run."



"Have a nice day on your mission with your best friend God"



"Be a sinner and a winner with God."



There's also this poem that peters out towards the end:
"Heaven is sweet, Hell is hot
You're going to one, ready or not!
To be saved, please invite Jesus into your heart."



Unfortunately, there are no URLs, email addresses, or phone numbers to be found on the van. As a result, I don't really know much else about this van. I wish I did. I can tell you that since 2014, I have seen it at least once during our yearly summer trips to North Myrtle Beach. If you have any additional information about the Winners Wine van, please contact us at StrangeCarolinas@gmail.com or 336.907.2393. Thanks!

What To Know Before You Go

GPS Coordinates: Unknown
Location: North Myrtle Beach area

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