Top 10 North Carolina Beer Names

These are the ten North Carolina beers with the coolest names. We have not actually had any of these, so while they definitely have cool names, we can't pass judgment on how they taste.

We might do a ten best tasting NC beers list later down the line.

10. Woody & Wilcox
Brewery: NoDa Brewing Company, Charlotte
We're fans of the Woody & Wilcox morning show on 106.5 The End, so any beer that's named after the duo deserves a spot on our list.

9. BassAkwards Brown Ale
Brewery: Lake Norman Brewing Company, Mooresville
As will be evident by the rest of this list, we are drawn to puns, cursing, and if possible, a combination of the two.

8. Moogfest Chocolate IPA
Brewery: Wicked Weed Brewing, Asheville
We don't think this is one is still in production, but any beer named after one of the best NC music festivals earns a spot on this list, even if it might be technically extinct.

7. Deez Coconuts
Brewery: Lynnwood Brewing Concern, Raleigh
Look, when we interviewed the Planters crew, we giggled like crazy when Planters Peanutter Jody Peterson told us her handle was Jo-Deez Nutz, so of course we're going to be drawn to a beer named Deez Coconuts.

6. Thrilla in Vanilla Porter
Brewery: Double Barley Brewing, Smithfield
Another nice pun, only this one is sports related.

5. Devils Tramping Ground Tripel
Brewery: Aviator Brewing Company, Fuquay Varina
A beer named after one of North Carolina's most infamous roadside attractions? Sign us up!

4. Ass Clown Irish Stout and Ass Clown Porter
Brewery: Ass Clown Brewing Company, Cornelius
It's called Ass Clown, people. Frankly, we're surprised this didn't claim the #1 spot.

3. Bill & Ted's Excellent Amber
Brewery: Lynnwood Brewing Concern, Raleigh
Before the Internet, teens learned history from Bill & Ted movies.

2. Draft Punk
Brewery: Asheville Brewing Company, Asheville
A pun and a beer that pays homage to French duo Daft Punk. Win-win!

1. Bad Mother Pucker
Brewery: Appalachian Mountain Brewery, Boone
As we said before, if you combine puns with cursing, you earn the key to our heart. Well done, Appalachian Mountain Brewery!